Glass Bubble Pendant:
Makes all weapons useless within a hundred-foot radius when activated. (Definition of weapon-- Tool intended to cause harm. Will apply to things like forks as well if someone plans to stab somebody with a fork) Can be activated by singing, dancing, juggling, acrobatics or asking nicely. Can be deactivated by jumping up and down and clapping your hands. Can only be activated or deactivated by the person wearing it.
1 in stock
Topaz Bracelet:
Makes the wearer unable to be killed by other people. Has no effect on things like sickness, aging, falling off a cliff, etc. Power will be drained if worn too often, 2 hours a day recommended for recharging. Charging apparatus not included.
3 in stock
Black Pearl (Cursed):
Brings bad luck to all, except those who sing it lullabies.
1 in stock
Black Pearl (Un-cursed):
Sheds black glitter-dust. Said glitter-dust will repel things like curses, demons, angry spirits, etc.
6 in stock, limit 2 per customer per day
Diamond Headdress:
Allows you to put thoughts in other people's minds. Note: While you can make them think thinks for a moment, long-term convincing will only work if part of the person already believes it. Also, mind reading not included.
3 in stock, limit 1 per customer per day
Signet Ring:
Allows you to mimic signatures/handwriting perfectly. Wear on the left hand to mimic the handwriting of a left-handed person, wear on the right hand to mimic the handwriting of a right-handed person.
7 in stock
Saturday, July 26, 2014
Wednesday, July 23, 2014
The Latest in Transportation
Limit One of Each Per Customer* (Unless the old one breaks or something)
Rocket-Powered Motorcycle:
Pretty much what it sounds like. Can be fueled with hatred, jealousy, love, etc.
2 in stock
Rocket-Powered Motorcycle:
Pretty much what it sounds like. Can be fueled with hatred, jealousy, love, etc.
2 in stock
Pogo Stick of Doom:
Perfect for jumping into danger. Not-so-perfect for jumping way from danger.
1 in stock
1 in stock
Swivel Chair:
Stay on top of the trends and get a swivel chair for your transportation through Blogland!
16 in stock
16 in stock
Color Changing Car:
If your enemies started following a blue car, they won't be expecting that red car to be you.
3 in stock
Paperwork: (Sold to Aretha Tesla)
Allows you to enter any location in any dimension, as long as said location has some form of government.
1 in stock
Pocket Portal:
Two included in one order. Useful for passing messages or small objects between locations. Not big enough for people.
3 pairs in stock
Private Jet:
Like a normal jet, only with a built-in robo-pilot and crew. Programmed to deal with mortal airports, if needed. Refreshments will need to be replaced on occasion. No matter how many times you've heard that speech about how the emergency exits may be behind you, do NOT disable the robo-stewardesses, or the jet may explode.
2 in stock.
*Multiple characters portrayed by the same author classify as separate customers.
Paperwork: (Sold to Aretha Tesla)
Allows you to enter any location in any dimension, as long as said location has some form of government.
1 in stock
Pocket Portal:
Two included in one order. Useful for passing messages or small objects between locations. Not big enough for people.
3 pairs in stock
Private Jet:
Like a normal jet, only with a built-in robo-pilot and crew. Programmed to deal with mortal airports, if needed. Refreshments will need to be replaced on occasion. No matter how many times you've heard that speech about how the emergency exits may be behind you, do NOT disable the robo-stewardesses, or the jet may explode.
2 in stock.
*Multiple characters portrayed by the same author classify as separate customers.
Wednesday, March 26, 2014
The Latest and Greatest in Potions
Decryption Potion:
When shared between people, allows them to be able to fluently speak the same language for up to twenty-four hours.
8 in stock
Encryption Potion:
Looks and tastes like cherry coca-cola. Will make everything someone says come out in code. Useful against words of power.
12 in stock, (recurring)
Apparition Potion:
When shared between people, allows them to be able to fluently speak the same language for up to twenty-four hours.
8 in stock
Encryption Potion:
Looks and tastes like cherry coca-cola. Will make everything someone says come out in code. Useful against words of power.
12 in stock, (recurring)
Apparition Potion:
A silvery, odorless liquid. Pour on a grave to speak with the dead. Wears off after forty-five minutes to an hour.
15 in stock, limit 3 per customer per day
Levitation Potion:
Can be used for Peter Pan-style flight. Lasts 24 hours. Also makes you invisible to mortals and waterfowl.
Warning: Contains grapes of the dead. Do not take for more than seven days in a row, and consult a doctor if you have any concerns. May cause allergic reactions.
16 in stock
Levitation Potion:
Can be used for Peter Pan-style flight. Lasts 24 hours. Also makes you invisible to mortals and waterfowl.
Warning: Contains grapes of the dead. Do not take for more than seven days in a row, and consult a doctor if you have any concerns. May cause allergic reactions.
16 in stock
Obsession Potion:
A light mist smelling faintly floral, something like hydrangea. Spray over the eyes of a sleeping being (most effective against humans, but can be used on other mammals or reptiles as well. Ineffective on fish and plants. Not tested on birds. May be a drowning hazard for insects). Whisper the name of the celebrity or fictional character, etc. that you want the being to become obsessed with.
Note: This potion may be easily counteracted by common household items such as baking soda and tomatoes. For a full list of remedies, please contact a site admin.
5 in stock, limit 1 per customer per day
Transformation Potion:
A thick pinkish liquid tasting of artificial strawberry flavoring. Will transform you into whatever you most strongly picture in your head while drinking it. You may take up to 10 milliliters, and the amount you take will affect how long it lasts. This is a complete transformation, not just visual. (E.g. If you turn into a bird, you will be able to squawk, fly, etc.) It also transforms your clothing, which will revert to whatever you were previously wearing after the spell wears off. If you shift to become another human, items in pockets may transfer accordingly, however MageBay does not guarantee this to be the case.
10 in stock, 50mL per bottle
A light mist smelling faintly floral, something like hydrangea. Spray over the eyes of a sleeping being (most effective against humans, but can be used on other mammals or reptiles as well. Ineffective on fish and plants. Not tested on birds. May be a drowning hazard for insects). Whisper the name of the celebrity or fictional character, etc. that you want the being to become obsessed with.
Note: This potion may be easily counteracted by common household items such as baking soda and tomatoes. For a full list of remedies, please contact a site admin.
5 in stock, limit 1 per customer per day
Transformation Potion:
A thick pinkish liquid tasting of artificial strawberry flavoring. Will transform you into whatever you most strongly picture in your head while drinking it. You may take up to 10 milliliters, and the amount you take will affect how long it lasts. This is a complete transformation, not just visual. (E.g. If you turn into a bird, you will be able to squawk, fly, etc.) It also transforms your clothing, which will revert to whatever you were previously wearing after the spell wears off. If you shift to become another human, items in pockets may transfer accordingly, however MageBay does not guarantee this to be the case.
10 in stock, 50mL per bottle
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
The Latest and Greatest in Real Estate!
Haunted Cabin in the Woods
Located in the far reaches of Romania, this haunted cabin will provide you with peace, solace, and spine-chilling fear.
NOTE: Risk of death from vampire, werewolf and various forms of poltergeist. MageBay is not responsible for the behavior of such beings, and is not liable in case of any accidents.
Underwater Castle
This castle is located at the bottom of an obscure crevasse in the Mediterranean. Slight pest problem, but nothing a bottle of squid repellent can't handle.
NOTE: Risk of drowning. MageBay is not responsible for the consequences of faulty diving equipment.
Time Treehouse (Sold to Dugglyn Carzainia)
Installable at any location. Anything you do in this treehouse will take no time at all in the outside world.
NOTE: MageBay does not provide any kind of installation service.
Inventor's Workshop
The workshop of a now-dead inventor, complete with all the gadgets and machinery not claimed by his relatives. Located in Boston.
NOTE: None of the remaining inventions have passed any kind of safety inspection.
Tower of Terror
Isolated castle surrounded by magma on a as-of-yet undiscovered volcanic island. Accessible from above.
NOTE: MageBay does not take responsibility for any natural disasters such as eruptions of said volcano.
Located in the far reaches of Romania, this haunted cabin will provide you with peace, solace, and spine-chilling fear.
NOTE: Risk of death from vampire, werewolf and various forms of poltergeist. MageBay is not responsible for the behavior of such beings, and is not liable in case of any accidents.
Underwater Castle
This castle is located at the bottom of an obscure crevasse in the Mediterranean. Slight pest problem, but nothing a bottle of squid repellent can't handle.
NOTE: Risk of drowning. MageBay is not responsible for the consequences of faulty diving equipment.
Time Treehouse (Sold to Dugglyn Carzainia)
Installable at any location. Anything you do in this treehouse will take no time at all in the outside world.
NOTE: MageBay does not provide any kind of installation service.
Inventor's Workshop
The workshop of a now-dead inventor, complete with all the gadgets and machinery not claimed by his relatives. Located in Boston.
NOTE: None of the remaining inventions have passed any kind of safety inspection.
Tower of Terror
Isolated castle surrounded by magma on a as-of-yet undiscovered volcanic island. Accessible from above.
NOTE: MageBay does not take responsibility for any natural disasters such as eruptions of said volcano.
The Latest in Hats
Top Hat of Utter Doom:
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.
3 in stock
Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*
*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.
7 in stock
Earmuffs:
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))
1 in stock
Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))
3 in stock
Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.
12 in stock.
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.
3 in stock
Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*
*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.
7 in stock
Earmuffs:
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))
1 in stock
Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))
3 in stock
Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.
12 in stock.
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
EXCLUSIVE!!! Up to 80% off misc. value items! Hurry! Sale ends soon!
Our special of the year:
Plastic Hairdryer:
This seemingly ordinary appliance can be used for all kinds of things, transmitting signals, concealing weapons, interfering with sonic screwdrivers or DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN drying your hair.
To celebrate the new year, this safety-kit staple is 67% off! Order now, while supplies last.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
The first ten buyers will also receive a FREE complimentary MageBay EXCLUSIVE T-shirt. See am upcoming post.
Buy now! Sale ends soon! HURRY!
Plastic Hairdryer:
This seemingly ordinary appliance can be used for all kinds of things, transmitting signals, concealing weapons, interfering with sonic screwdrivers or DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN drying your hair.
To celebrate the new year, this safety-kit staple is 67% off! Order now, while supplies last.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL
The first ten buyers will also receive a FREE complimentary MageBay EXCLUSIVE T-shirt. See am upcoming post.
Buy now! Sale ends soon! HURRY!
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