A lightweight crystal ball of about a foot in diameter. When activated, anyone who looks into the ball will see the person they want to be.
2 in stock, limit 1 per customer per day.
Saturday, September 14, 2013
Sunday, August 25, 2013
The Latest in Explosives!
Grenaidbow-
An average-looking grenade that will explode with rainbow paint that will give anyone within a hundred-foot radius a multi-colored makeover and also bind their powers until every dot of paint has been scrubbed off.
3 in stock (Recurring)
Candy Bomb-
In essence, an explosive piñata. No need to hit it with a baseball bat. Also, it isn't lethal at close range* The candy that comes inside these soccer-ball-sized capsules may have unintended consequences ((up to you to decide what exactly happens to your character, within reason))
Also the candy is not flammable.
*although not lethal, it still may cause burns. Also, close range indicates 3-5 feet away. Standing directly on top of or next to the explosive is potentially fatal, and neither the seller, nor MageBay is responsible for carelessness on the part of the buyer.
15 in stock (Limit 5 per customer per day)
Butter Rocket:
A rocket that will sprout butterfly wings when it runs out of fuel and fly until it finds the person who it was aimed at. Both a deadly missile and a tracking device, but it will deactivate when touched by the target.
2 in stock (Limit 1 per customer per day)
An average-looking grenade that will explode with rainbow paint that will give anyone within a hundred-foot radius a multi-colored makeover and also bind their powers until every dot of paint has been scrubbed off.
3 in stock (Recurring)
Candy Bomb-
In essence, an explosive piñata. No need to hit it with a baseball bat. Also, it isn't lethal at close range* The candy that comes inside these soccer-ball-sized capsules may have unintended consequences ((up to you to decide what exactly happens to your character, within reason))
Also the candy is not flammable.
*although not lethal, it still may cause burns. Also, close range indicates 3-5 feet away. Standing directly on top of or next to the explosive is potentially fatal, and neither the seller, nor MageBay is responsible for carelessness on the part of the buyer.
15 in stock (Limit 5 per customer per day)
Butter Rocket:
A rocket that will sprout butterfly wings when it runs out of fuel and fly until it finds the person who it was aimed at. Both a deadly missile and a tracking device, but it will deactivate when touched by the target.
2 in stock (Limit 1 per customer per day)
Friday, August 2, 2013
Special Deal: Magic Mirror
An unbreakable crystal mirror that lets you see anything or anyone in the world. Works best for extraterrestrials, monsters, extremely powerful mages and anything else that doesn't belong.
1 in stock
1 in stock
Thursday, July 25, 2013
The Latest in Potions and Brews!
Sleep potion:
A pretty average sleeping potion. Oh, but the poisoner will appear as a penguin in the dreams of whoever it's used on for like a week. Because it lasts a week or so in the quantity given. And it won't kill, even in really large doses.
8 in stock.
Truth potion:
Will make the taker answer correctly any questions asked. Lasts 5 to ten minutes in the quantity given, overdosage has a tendency to make anyone in the vicinity hallucinate dancing sparkly rainbow cheetahs.
2 in stock.
Witch's Brew:
Tastes like rose hip tea. Could do anything, really. Depends on the mood of the witch who created it. Common effects are transformation to an amphibian, sudden knowledge of things (how to properly sauté an onion, how to play an instrument one has never touched before, how to kill a man with tissue paper and a lemon peel, etc.), warts, pimples, light-headedness, glowing red eyes and a deep voice, a strong desire to drink pineapple juice, new and bizarre phobias, et cetera. ((A/N- There is no way to make this do exactly what you want it to. If possible, determine its effects randomly when used. I might make a spinner or something irl. XD Of course, the unpredictability makes it one of MageBay's signature items.))
17 in stock (recurring item)
Treeeeeeeee Potion:
Will make you able to climb high and fast and not get any splinters!
((I'm contemplating making a totally different Treeeeeee potion, just because I can. XD))
7 in stock.
Disguise Potion:
Tastes like whatever beverage you mix it into. When split between two people, it makes them exchange appearances for two to three hours.
3 in stock (recurring)
Knowledge Potion:
Tastes like all-natural cane sugar. A spoonful taken every day will result in new knowledge of various fields such as hockey, rock-climbing, ballet, entomology, geography, world history, et cetera. Totally random new knowledge every day! And it will always be something you don't know off the top of your head.
Note: Do not take more than one teaspoon per day, no matter how tempting it might seem. You'll gain more knowledge on the subject of the day, but you may lose other important facts stored in your brain.
9 spoonfuls per jar
2 jars in stock
A pretty average sleeping potion. Oh, but the poisoner will appear as a penguin in the dreams of whoever it's used on for like a week. Because it lasts a week or so in the quantity given. And it won't kill, even in really large doses.
8 in stock.
Truth potion:
Will make the taker answer correctly any questions asked. Lasts 5 to ten minutes in the quantity given, overdosage has a tendency to make anyone in the vicinity hallucinate dancing sparkly rainbow cheetahs.
2 in stock.
Witch's Brew:
Tastes like rose hip tea. Could do anything, really. Depends on the mood of the witch who created it. Common effects are transformation to an amphibian, sudden knowledge of things (how to properly sauté an onion, how to play an instrument one has never touched before, how to kill a man with tissue paper and a lemon peel, etc.), warts, pimples, light-headedness, glowing red eyes and a deep voice, a strong desire to drink pineapple juice, new and bizarre phobias, et cetera. ((A/N- There is no way to make this do exactly what you want it to. If possible, determine its effects randomly when used. I might make a spinner or something irl. XD Of course, the unpredictability makes it one of MageBay's signature items.))
17 in stock (recurring item)
Treeeeeeeee Potion:
Will make you able to climb high and fast and not get any splinters!
((I'm contemplating making a totally different Treeeeeee potion, just because I can. XD))
7 in stock.
Disguise Potion:
Tastes like whatever beverage you mix it into. When split between two people, it makes them exchange appearances for two to three hours.
3 in stock (recurring)
Knowledge Potion:
Tastes like all-natural cane sugar. A spoonful taken every day will result in new knowledge of various fields such as hockey, rock-climbing, ballet, entomology, geography, world history, et cetera. Totally random new knowledge every day! And it will always be something you don't know off the top of your head.
Note: Do not take more than one teaspoon per day, no matter how tempting it might seem. You'll gain more knowledge on the subject of the day, but you may lose other important facts stored in your brain.
9 spoonfuls per jar
2 jars in stock
NEW RULE: Recurring Items
So, Trip bought all of my bullet-repellent vests (among other things. And YAAAY FOR A CUSTOMER [round of applause] [round of applause for Ember as well])
And I was thinking: whoa I'm out. That was one of the ideas I'm a bit more attached to, and I don't really like the thought of not having more.
I'm not sure if it's really fair to Trip if I make them come back, though, since he specifically ordered all of them.
So from now on, if I label an item as recurring, I reserve the right for it to appear again on a later list, even after sold out. I'll wait a while, of course, and I may not actually do it if I don't run out of ideas.
Okay, bye now!
And I was thinking: whoa I'm out. That was one of the ideas I'm a bit more attached to, and I don't really like the thought of not having more.
I'm not sure if it's really fair to Trip if I make them come back, though, since he specifically ordered all of them.
So from now on, if I label an item as recurring, I reserve the right for it to appear again on a later list, even after sold out. I'll wait a while, of course, and I may not actually do it if I don't run out of ideas.
Okay, bye now!
Friday, July 19, 2013
Special Deal: Black Jacket!
This black leather jacket, besides always being the right size for anyone who wears it, makes the wearer seem not to exist on any magical level. Necromancy shadows will pass right through, doing no damage, as well as fireballs (those of magical origin only, ineffective against campfires, forest fires, etc. that we're started by natural causes. Note that none of these will harm the jacket, but the same cannot be said of your head, or any other parts of the body it does not cover, though those areas will be safe from magical interference.)
A/N- Glow has a way around this jacket. It's magical, so she can relocate it off of you, though she cannot relocate you while you wear it. Just a warning.
A/N- Glow has a way around this jacket. It's magical, so she can relocate it off of you, though she cannot relocate you while you wear it. Just a warning.
Saturday, July 13, 2013
Special Deal: Hair Diamond
Real diamond with flecks of gold in it, makes anyone who sees it want it desperately and do anything to get it for themselves. Also makes the owner's hair look perfectly styled without being brushed, and eyes look like they contain flecks of gold.
1 in stock.
1 in stock.
The Latest in Umbrellas
((A/N: Suggested by September Silver))
Rain Gunbrella:
A grey umbrella that makes rain fly at super speed (enough to hurt) in the direction its pointed. Also functions as a regular umbrella for all your rain and sun needs.
3 in stock
Rain Gunbrella:
A grey umbrella that makes rain fly at super speed (enough to hurt) in the direction its pointed. Also functions as a regular umbrella for all your rain and sun needs.
3 in stock
Mood Umbrella
An umbrella that changes color depending on the holder's mood.
6 in stock.
Flaming Umbrella of Ultimate Doom:
A red umbrella that can spout fire from the tip. Also is bulletproof, fireproof and water-soluble. Do not use as an ordinary rain umbrella.
1 in stock
The Latest in Fashion!
Suit of armor:
Suit of armor. The big kind that can stand up by itself, not chain mail. Historically accurate, but newly built and not the least bit rusty.
Gold: 1 in stock
Silver: 4 in stock
Metallic Purple and red stripes: 64 in stock
Top Hat of Invisibility:
Makes the wearer unable to see anyone else, and vice versa. Useful for bumping into people. Really cheap!
Black: 3 in stock.
Glamour Scarf:
This scarf will make you look the way you always wanted to with a sensitive-to-your-wishes glamour spell! Don't want those last ten years to show on your face? You're looking at the right item!
Magenta 2 in stock.
Lime: 3 in stock.
Suit of Armor:
Will paralyze the wearer and make them unable to move. Excellent for traps.
Silver: 1 in stock.
Bullet-repellent vest:
This thick vest will absorb bullets and spit them back out again in the direction they came.
Black: 6 in stock.
Camo: 2 in stock.
Cloak of the Dead:
Thick wool cloak made with the souls of dying mages, can whisper ideas to you and inspire fear and those around you. Perfect Necromancy focus item.
Black: 1 in stock
Superhero Cape:
Comes with the power of jumping over buildings! [Note: Without a building to jump you can't actually jump that high while wearing it, unless you could do that anyway]
Red: 2 in stock
Suit of armor. The big kind that can stand up by itself, not chain mail. Historically accurate, but newly built and not the least bit rusty.
Gold: 1 in stock
Silver: 4 in stock
Metallic Purple and red stripes: 64 in stock
Top Hat of Invisibility:
Makes the wearer unable to see anyone else, and vice versa. Useful for bumping into people. Really cheap!
Black: 3 in stock.
Glamour Scarf:
This scarf will make you look the way you always wanted to with a sensitive-to-your-wishes glamour spell! Don't want those last ten years to show on your face? You're looking at the right item!
Magenta 2 in stock.
Lime: 3 in stock.
Suit of Armor:
Will paralyze the wearer and make them unable to move. Excellent for traps.
Silver: 1 in stock.
Bullet-repellent vest:
This thick vest will absorb bullets and spit them back out again in the direction they came.
Black: 6 in stock.
Camo: 2 in stock.
Cloak of the Dead:
Thick wool cloak made with the souls of dying mages, can whisper ideas to you and inspire fear and those around you. Perfect Necromancy focus item.
Black: 1 in stock
Superhero Cape:
Comes with the power of jumping over buildings! [Note: Without a building to jump you can't actually jump that high while wearing it, unless you could do that anyway]
Red: 2 in stock
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Special Deal! Chryselephantine Automaton:
An ivory and gold statue of Athena--historically accurate reproduction of the original statue from the Parthenon, will come to life and attack your enemies. (Or you, if you don't make it clear that you are the master)
1 in stock.
1 in stock.
The Latest in Magical Musical Instruments!
Cymbal Set
Cymbals that make anyone around go insane and start dancing like chickens.
2 in stock.
Siren Harp:
A silver harp with strings made from enchanted human hair. If you play the harp and sing, it will enchant listeners into believing what they hear.
4 in stock. Product may vary slightly from description.
Bongo of Thunder and Doom:
A bongo made with the skin of an unknown animal. Can be used to bring storms.
2 in stock.
Cymbal set:
When crashed together, these symbols will make everyone within a mile radius see pink floating bunny rabbits above each others' heads.
1 in stock.
Monty the severed head:
He will sing if you feed him potato crisps.
1 in stock.
Psychic Piccolo:
When you play this piccolo, you can hear what people, animals, plants and inanimate objects around you are thinking.
1 in stock
Sea Whistle:
Can be used to communicate underwater. Not actually magic or anything but I told the MageBay admins it was so SSSSSSSSHHH!
6 in stock
Cymbal Set:
Cymbals capable of producing any kind of noise, from screaming to a violin sonata.
3 in stock.
Cymbals that make anyone around go insane and start dancing like chickens.
2 in stock.
Siren Harp:
A silver harp with strings made from enchanted human hair. If you play the harp and sing, it will enchant listeners into believing what they hear.
4 in stock. Product may vary slightly from description.
Bongo of Thunder and Doom:
A bongo made with the skin of an unknown animal. Can be used to bring storms.
2 in stock.
Cymbal set:
When crashed together, these symbols will make everyone within a mile radius see pink floating bunny rabbits above each others' heads.
1 in stock.
Monty the severed head:
He will sing if you feed him potato crisps.
1 in stock.
Psychic Piccolo:
When you play this piccolo, you can hear what people, animals, plants and inanimate objects around you are thinking.
1 in stock
Sea Whistle:
Can be used to communicate underwater. Not actually magic or anything but I told the MageBay admins it was so SSSSSSSSHHH!
6 in stock
Cymbal Set:
Cymbals capable of producing any kind of noise, from screaming to a violin sonata.
3 in stock.
WELCOME:
This is a place to buy and sell magical items, as one would on the mortal version of this site. (A/N: I'm not especially familiar with eBay, I don't use it, so there will be differences).
So anything you "buy" here can be used in the roleplay, and if you want to put items on here yourself, contact me (fabi.the.fabiosaurus@gmail.com) and I will add you as an Author.
I'll try to keep it regularly updated with new weird stuff, because it's fun! And I don't know what I'm doing!
Uh...yeah.
Um, if there's anything in particular you want to see, let me know.
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