Haunted Cabin in the Woods
Located in the far reaches of Romania, this haunted cabin will provide you with peace, solace, and spine-chilling fear.
NOTE: Risk of death from vampire, werewolf and various forms of poltergeist. MageBay is not responsible for the behavior of such beings, and is not liable in case of any accidents.
Underwater Castle
This castle is located at the bottom of an obscure crevasse in the Mediterranean. Slight pest problem, but nothing a bottle of squid repellent can't handle.
NOTE: Risk of drowning. MageBay is not responsible for the consequences of faulty diving equipment.
Time Treehouse (Sold to Dugglyn Carzainia)
Installable at any location. Anything you do in this treehouse will take no time at all in the outside world.
NOTE: MageBay does not provide any kind of installation service.
Inventor's Workshop
The workshop of a now-dead inventor, complete with all the gadgets and machinery not claimed by his relatives. Located in Boston.
NOTE: None of the remaining inventions have passed any kind of safety inspection.
Tower of Terror
Isolated castle surrounded by magma on a as-of-yet undiscovered volcanic island. Accessible from above.
NOTE: MageBay does not take responsibility for any natural disasters such as eruptions of said volcano.
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
The Latest in Hats
Top Hat of Utter Doom:
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.
3 in stock
Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*
*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.
7 in stock
Earmuffs:
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))
1 in stock
Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))
3 in stock
Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.
12 in stock.
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.
3 in stock
Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*
*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.
7 in stock
Earmuffs:
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))
1 in stock
Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))
3 in stock
Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.
12 in stock.
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