The Latest and greatest in Jewelry!

Glass Bubble Pendant:
Makes all weapons useless within a hundred-foot radius when activated. (Definition of weapon-- Tool intended to cause harm. Will apply to things like forks as well if someone plans to stab somebody with a fork) Can be activated by singing, dancing, juggling, acrobatics or asking nicely. Can be deactivated by jumping up and down and clapping your hands. Can only be activated or deactivated by the person wearing it.
1 in stock

Topaz Bracelet:
Makes the wearer unable to be killed by other people. Has no effect on things like sickness, aging, falling off a cliff, etc. Power will be drained if worn too often, 2 hours a day recommended for recharging. Charging apparatus not included.
3 in stock

Black Pearl (Cursed):
Brings bad luck to all, except those who sing it lullabies.
1 in stock

Black Pearl (Un-cursed):
Sheds black glitter-dust. Said glitter-dust will repel things like curses, demons, angry spirits, etc.
6 in stock, limit 2 per customer per day

Diamond Headdress:
Allows you to put thoughts in other people's minds. Note: While you can make them think thinks for a moment, long-term convincing will only work if part of the person already believes it. Also, mind reading not included.
3 in stock, limit 1 per customer per day

Signet Ring:
Allows you to mimic signatures/handwriting perfectly. Wear on the left hand to mimic the handwriting of a left-handed person, wear on the right hand to mimic the handwriting of a right-handed person.
7 in stock

The Latest in Transportation

Limit One of Each Per Customer* (Unless the old one breaks or something)

Rocket-Powered Motorcycle:
Pretty much what it sounds like. Can be fueled with hatred, jealousy, love, etc.
2 in stock

Pogo Stick of Doom:

Perfect for jumping into danger. Not-so-perfect for jumping way from danger.
1 in stock

Swivel Chair:

Stay on top of the trends and get a swivel chair for your transportation through Blogland!
16 in stock

Color Changing Car:

If your enemies started following a blue car, they won't be expecting that red car to be you.

3 in stock

Paperwork: (Sold to Aretha Tesla)
Allows you to enter any location in any dimension, as long as said location has some form of government.
1 in stock

Pocket Portal: 
Two included in one order. Useful for passing messages or small objects between locations. Not big enough for people.
3 pairs in stock

Private Jet:
Like a normal jet, only with a built-in robo-pilot and crew. Programmed to deal with mortal airports, if needed. Refreshments will need to be replaced on occasion. No matter how many times you've heard that speech about how the emergency exits may be behind you, do NOT disable the robo-stewardesses, or the jet may explode.
2 in stock.

*Multiple characters portrayed by the same author classify as separate customers.