Sleep potion:
A pretty average sleeping potion. Oh, but the poisoner will appear as a penguin in the dreams of whoever it's used on for like a week. Because it lasts a week or so in the quantity given. And it won't kill, even in really large doses.
8 in stock.
Truth potion:
Will make the taker answer correctly any questions asked. Lasts 5 to ten minutes in the quantity given, overdosage has a tendency to make anyone in the vicinity hallucinate dancing sparkly rainbow cheetahs.
2 in stock.
Witch's Brew:
Tastes like rose hip tea. Could do anything, really. Depends on the mood of the witch who created it. Common effects are transformation to an amphibian, sudden knowledge of things (how to properly sauté an onion, how to play an instrument one has never touched before, how to kill a man with tissue paper and a lemon peel, etc.), warts, pimples, light-headedness, glowing red eyes and a deep voice, a strong desire to drink pineapple juice, new and bizarre phobias, et cetera. ((A/N- There is no way to make this do exactly what you want it to. If possible, determine its effects randomly when used. I might make a spinner or something irl. XD Of course, the unpredictability makes it one of MageBay's signature items.))
17 in stock (recurring item)
Treeeeeeeee Potion:
Will make you able to climb high and fast and not get any splinters!
((I'm contemplating making a totally different Treeeeeee potion, just because I can. XD))
7 in stock.
Disguise Potion:
Tastes like whatever beverage you mix it into. When split between two people, it makes them exchange appearances for two to three hours.
3 in stock (recurring)
Knowledge Potion:
Tastes like all-natural cane sugar. A spoonful taken every day will result in new knowledge of various fields such as hockey, rock-climbing, ballet, entomology, geography, world history, et cetera. Totally random new knowledge every day! And it will always be something you don't know off the top of your head.
Note: Do not take more than one teaspoon per day, no matter how tempting it might seem. You'll gain more knowledge on the subject of the day, but you may lose other important facts stored in your brain.
9 spoonfuls per jar
2 jars in stock
Is eight virtual cookies enough to buy a Treeeeeeeee potion? *hopeful face*
ReplyDelete((I usually just assume people paid me. :-P))
ReplyDeleteTreeeeeeeee potion has been sold to Sapphire Iota!
*Dances around happily* This would've saved me a lot of problems when I was being chased through the forest by a pack of zombies in MC :D
ReplyDeleteI'll take the other six please! And three disguise potions please!
ReplyDeleteOkay, we're out of Treeeeeeee potions and Disguise Potions for the time being!
ReplyDeleteThank you, valued customers!
Excuse me, Fabi-senpai! If MageBay is still open for business, I would much like to buy a jar of knowledge potion. How much would one cost?
ReplyDeleteI also would like a jar of knowledge potion, providing the container has been properly sanitized.
ReplyDeleteOkay, we're sold out of Knowledge Potions now as well ((Sorry for the late response))
ReplyDeleteMageBay- Sanitizes the jar, but does not offer any sort of guarantee.