Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Latest and Greatest in Real Estate!

Haunted Cabin in the Woods
Located in the far reaches of Romania, this haunted cabin will provide you with peace, solace, and spine-chilling fear.

NOTE: Risk of death from vampire, werewolf and various forms of poltergeist. MageBay is not responsible for the behavior of such beings, and is not liable in case of any accidents.

Underwater Castle
This castle is located at the bottom of an obscure crevasse in the Mediterranean. Slight pest problem, but nothing a bottle of squid repellent can't handle.

NOTE: Risk of drowning. MageBay is not responsible for the consequences of faulty diving equipment.

Time Treehouse (Sold to Dugglyn Carzainia)
Installable at any location. Anything you do in this treehouse will take no time at all in the outside world.

NOTE: MageBay does not provide any kind of installation service.

Inventor's Workshop
The workshop of a now-dead inventor, complete with all the gadgets and machinery not claimed by his relatives. Located in Boston.

NOTE: None of the remaining inventions have passed any kind of safety inspection.

Tower of Terror
Isolated castle surrounded by magma on a as-of-yet undiscovered volcanic island. Accessible from above.

NOTE: MageBay does not take responsibility for any natural disasters such as eruptions of said volcano.

2 comments:

  1. I don't know if you ever still check this but if you do can I buy a tree house?

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    1. The time treehouse? Sure.

      (And a I get an email when someone comments!)

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