Wednesday, July 23, 2014

The Latest in Transportation

Limit One of Each Per Customer* (Unless the old one breaks or something)

Rocket-Powered Motorcycle:
Pretty much what it sounds like. Can be fueled with hatred, jealousy, love, etc.
2 in stock

Pogo Stick of Doom:
Perfect for jumping into danger. Not-so-perfect for jumping way from danger.
1 in stock

Swivel Chair:
Stay on top of the trends and get a swivel chair for your transportation through Blogland!
16 in stock

Color Changing Car:
If your enemies started following a blue car, they won't be expecting that red car to be you.
3 in stock

Paperwork: (Sold to Aretha Tesla)
Allows you to enter any location in any dimension, as long as said location has some form of government.
1 in stock

Pocket Portal: 
Two included in one order. Useful for passing messages or small objects between locations. Not big enough for people.
3 pairs in stock

Private Jet:
Like a normal jet, only with a built-in robo-pilot and crew. Programmed to deal with mortal airports, if needed. Refreshments will need to be replaced on occasion. No matter how many times you've heard that speech about how the emergency exits may be behind you, do NOT disable the robo-stewardesses, or the jet may explode.
2 in stock.

*Multiple characters portrayed by the same author classify as separate customers.

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