Top Hat of Utter Doom:
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.
3 in stock
Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*
*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.
7 in stock
Earmuffs:
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))
1 in stock
Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))
3 in stock
Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.
12 in stock.
Could I get a pair of those lovely earmuffs please. Do they come in pink?
ReplyDeleteThe plastic bit is white, but the fake fur can come in any color.
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