Wednesday, February 19, 2014

The Latest in Hats

Top Hat of Utter Doom:
Equipped with a sensitive glamour spell that makes the wearer appear to be the person you would least like to see.

3 in stock

Baseball Cap:
Increases the wearer's reflexes, throwing ability, visual tracking skills and accuracy of hitting.*

*May also make the wearer smell like carrots.

7 in stock

Earmuffs: 
Allows you to hear only what you want to hear. ((Note: Besides filtering out annoying small children and such, this item will also block out bad news. If the bad news is important or significant, MageBay is not responsible for any consequences of the news being missed. By purchasing this item, you indicate that you fully understand the risks. Thank you for your business.))

1 in stock

Winter Knit Hat:
Allows you to regulate your body temperature. Will also sustain you so you need not eat or drink while wearing. ((Although this item will magically nourish your body, you may still feel hunger or thirst. However, it is impossible to starve to death or die of thirst while wearing this. Also, the nourishment will remain after you take the hat off))

3 in stock

Helmet:
Protects the wearer from being hit in the head. Is fireproof, magic-proof, flexible, bulletproof, waterproof and flamingo-proof.

12 in stock.

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